It’s Thursday, let’s share some humor. Laughter is the best medicine, a day without laughter is a wasted one. It helps us stay optimistic, fights stress, brightens our mood, strengthens the immune system, improves appearance, boosts our esteem and mental health and ultimately makes life more fun and interesting.
It’s very essential to inject humor into our lives every now and then because it can add years into our lives. Live, laugh, love!! Love because everything is made perfect with love.
Below are a few jokes and memes for your reading pleasure, make sure not to laugh alone.
• FREE FOOD
There were three men living together in London. A black American, West-Indian, and a Ghanaian. They were hungry and broke. Upon sighting a posh London restaurant in a classy neighborhood, decided to come up with an eating plan.
The black American went in first, ordered a three-course meal with white wine. After eating, the waiter came by with the bill. “Listen man, I’ve paid you already!” He screamed. The waiter was confused as he couldn’t remember being paid but because he didn’t want to cause a scene, he let the man go.
Five minutes later, the West-Indian walked in, ordered a five-course meal with red wine. When he finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the food. “Hey, Hey, look at me. But I already paid you!” He shouted. This time the manager came to calm the situation. He didn’t want other customers disturbed, so he let the man leave.
Then came the Ghanaian seven minutes later. He sat down and lit up a cigarette then he ordered the most expensive meal on the menu with two bottles of beer. After he finished, the waiter came with the bill but before he could let the Ghanaian speak, he explained confusingly… ” Man, I don’t know what’s happening today. I’ve been having lots of troubles. I don’t understand. Two men came earlier and ate and they insisted they’d paid me. But I don’t remember collecting any money from them so..” before he could finish, the Ghanaian interrupted emphatically. ” Ah…sorry for your troubles o but that’s your problem man. I just want you to gimme my change!”.
• AKPOS THE EVANGELIST and THE CHINESE
Akpos: How are you?
Chinese: I fine
Akpos: Do you know Jesus Christ?
Chinese: No. But if you gimme sample, I make one for you.
• And a friend wants you to help remind them of their password…
• AC units got stolen in a church…
• You come home after a long sunny day, open the fridge and…
• Your friend denies being drunk…
” I wasn’t drunk yesterday”.
” Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying”.
Because, Life is too short to miss out on being happy!
Until next time,