So recently, I’ve been thinking out loud. This crazy random thoughts bugging my mind and going on and on in my head. Was reading a magazine this morning and my head started imagining weird things and wondering if they actually happen in reality, how it’ll play out. It’s so humorous but then again it won’t harm to reason a bit of it. I decided to write and share, Like What if…
• Every of our thoughts become instant reality? Think of an elephant doing the azonto dance and instantly an elephant appears dancing azonto in front of you. Haha.. Or maybe you imagine yourself on a vacation in Hawaii and gboom! You’re in a Hawaiin beach sipping champagne on a swim suit.
Or maybe you just think of one delicious food you want to eat and it suddenly appears oozing some wonderful aroma. Lol the world will be a weird place because people will be thinking absurd things.
• Women can transfer their pregnancies to the men when they feel tired. Let’s say this is a possibility, your pregnant self is feeling weak then you call your husband or partner and simply transfer it. Abeg come and carry let me rest small. Wouldn’t that be ecstatic? He can even keep it till the ninth month or better still, deliver the baby after all what a woman can do a man can do even more better. Hehehe
• Cars can fly… sighs
the kind of traffic you’ll be in and sometimes you wish you have a fly button you can just press and fly your way home. Abi there would be air traffic too? Just wondering…
• One can loose weight by just blinking. Awwwh… This would be so lovely. No need for rigorous exercises, no need for dieting whatsoever. Just blink and all weight is gone! Sweeeeeeet.
• You win a jackpot now? Ok you think your own now.. Lol For me, I’ll simply eat and sleep first. When I wake up, I’ll think of what to do with my jackpot. Haha
• And Donald Trump becomes US president?
My thoughts though… Weird ain’t it? Have you ever had some weird thoughts and wishes? I’d love to hear them please.